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The Coming War Between the States

by Fugue State Fair

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1.
Sarge 03:30
It was the best place on Earth, in between wars There were playoffs all year and light beer in the stores We had barbecue sauce coming out of our pores And we balled it up and threw it all away I'm not proud of what I did but I did survive I did what I had to do to keep my family alive We marched out of Howard County like hornets from a hive And we blew those invaders away Iowa warriors, pick up your feet Everyone's gonna come to know you now My name is Matt or Mike or maybe it's Dave The country I grew up in could not be saved And if I can't be safe I can at least be brave You know sometimes I still surprise myself It was the best place on Earth when I was small I used to watch Tom and Jerry and play foozball Now my hometown is gone and I'm extra large If you need to call me anything, call me Sarge We'll get ready for the next attack And I swear I'll always have your back Iowa warriors, pick up your feet Everyone's gonna come to know you now
2.
Buckeyes 03:19
Camo, steel boots, friends from my online groups Selfie at a truck stop, remember this day Going 80 on 80 with the sunrise in my eyes I knew this AK'd be useful someday I'm right, I know, and I always hated the Steelers anyway All of the guns of Ohio to the Pennsylvania border Ride ride ride We'll have our fun 'til the battles are won And the whole world becomes Buckeyes Firefight, goin' nuts, blood on the donuts When PA falls, Michigan is next We're righteous, I know, and always fated to show the world the way All of the guns of Ohio to the Pennsylvania border Ride ride ride We'll have our fun 'til the battles are won And the whole world becomes Buckeyes Hands in the air! Mercy you got me please don't shoot me I'm a poor boy from Cleveland a hundred miles from home.
3.
When Alabama bombed itself it kinda made sense And when Missouri built a border wall it was more like a fence For what they say Las Vegas did there was no evidence But when Berkeley bombed Brooklyn, I really took offense When Ohio took Indiana, I must admit I felt some pride And when Boston bombed Austin, I think I only sighed When they built those camps in Florida, I just felt numb inside But when Berkeley Bombed Brooklyn, I hung my head and cried.
4.
Ticking Tom 03:30
It's an all out brawl between Minneapolis and St. Paul This here ain't high school football It's total war and the winner breaks all Did the maneuvers on the frozen lake I'll give you a name that is fake But I'm for real son, make no mistake I am Ticking Tom And I will not be ground down by you I'll not think what you want me to Your truth is not my king You can't make me do the right thing I'd rather burn the country down Than give one inch of mental ground And when the ruins are smouldering My freedom will ring Tom time is now You know I don't even care Half my family lives in Eau Claire They disrespected me for years, now the winner is clear You know it's inevitable Steam builds up and it has to blow I want everyone in this Wallmart to know I am Ticking Tom And I will not be ground down by you I'll not think what you want me to Your truth is not my king You can't make me do the right thing I'd rather burn the country down Than give one inch of mental ground And when the ruins are smoldering My freedom will ring Tom time is now.
5.
Steaming hot tea, papers to grade A professor alone scrolling my phone There's violence out on the street I think that it's kind of neat Surely birthing a pure new world Is worth what it's costing For the People's Republic of Austin I once wrote that they are wrong Now I know they are strong To build a better world for all Some people have to fall Revolution is the cake and justice is the frosting In the People's Republic of Austin The people they will rise, like they always should It seems dark now But I think it's the start of something good In the back of a van, black bag over my head The tribunal found my blue notebook And I know what they read Yes that's something I did write Before the people showed me the light We must be willing to back in purity's oven Revolution is the cake and justice is the frosting In the People's Republic of Austin I once wrote that they are wrong Now I know they are strong To build a better world for all Some people have to fall Revolution is the cake and justice is the frosting In the People's Republic of Austin
6.
Fake War 02:30
There's no soldiers in Boulder, open your eyes The media's feeding ya a diet of lies But there's peace in this pizza place There's snack food on the shelf The elite are misleading ya, think for yourself If there's no war here, there's no war anywhere There's no battle in Seattle, set your mind free Stop being led around like cattle and repeat after me If there's no war here, there's no war anywhere Fake War!
7.
Shusshy shush little baby, sleep some more There's always some storm, there's always some war But your daddy is rich and your mom is rich too Nothing bad will ever happen to you
8.
We can watch them bombing Manhattan From our loft on the 33rd floor The bridges are locked and the tunnels are blocked There's no doorman left at our door We used to have so much fun Before we had the cash to live here It's quiet and clean if you know what I mean But it has no atmosphere I don't want to die in Midtown In a comfortable conference room chair We're dying on the Upper West Side Let's go Downtown and die there We can walk past the New Jersey soldiers Glaring on Avenue A Maybe our friends can meet us like they used to do back in the day I don't want to die in Soho And please anywhere but Times Square We're dying on the Upper West Side Let's go Downtown and die there The felafel's not as good up in heaven The bands aren't as loud up in hell There's trash everywhere but I swear the air Has an intelligent smell But all I smell now is destruction And that's not nearly as nice Let's go to our spot where the power is out And drink up the last of the ice We're dying on the Upper West Side Let's go Downtown and die there
9.
I Cry Uncles 03:03
I was always good at first person shooters When the army found my high score online I was told by my high school recruiters They needed me to get the states back into line And I turned 17 in the Tennessee mountains Firing drones at militia in caves Like a teenage dad to middle aged children There must be consequences for how you behave And I cry uncles why Uncles why? We always fight wars started by our parents Usually against other youth I cry uncles why'd you do this In the name of some twisted glitchy version of the truth? So if i have your Uncle Chris in my crosshairs From a VR headset 100 miles away Just remember he made his decision It wasn't me and my friends who made it go this way And I cry uncles why Uncles why?
10.
Pol Pothead 03:46
I was always good at first person shooters When the army found my high score online I was told by my high school recruiters They needed me to get the states back into line And I turned 17 in the Tennessee mountains Firing drones at militia in caves Like a teenage dad to middle aged children There must be consequences for how you behave And I cry uncles why Uncles why? We always fight wars started by our parents Usually against other youth I cry uncles why'd you do this In the name of some twisted glitchy version of the truth? So if i have your Uncle Chris in my crosshairs From a VR headset 100 miles away Just remember he made his decision It wasn't me and my friends who made it go this way And I cry uncles why Uncles why?
11.
Why won't the President Tweet? It's the hour of our greatest need Ohio's Emperor tweeted That the feds have retreated But the story is far from complete Why won't the President Tweet The country's in ruins at her feet The Emperor's tweeting What I cannot repeat Why won't the President Tweet?
12.
Deep Gap #2 03:27
I've got a home in that rock don't you see Like a postmodern stone-age family Me my three girls and a dog named Dinah Where what was once Deep Gap, North Carolina I've got a home in that rock don't you see We've been here since last January Cave living's not what it's cracked up to be Hot in the sun and freezing in the winter Wash our Gore-Tex jackets in the river We've been here since last January The grasshoppers ate all our wheat But these purple berries can't be beat Nearest pizza's closed since last nuclear winter It's a drag they no longer deliver The grasshoppers ate all our wheat I dreamed of a city of gold Everybody doing what they're told Feeding slot machines with uranium quarters Playing Russian roulette with the Founding Fathers in a lead plated city of gold This firecracker blew up in my hand I wanted more winning than I could stand Not 10,000 candlelight games of Scrabble and sour hard cider made from wild crabapples This firecracker blew up in my hand
13.
Their commercial begins on a wide country road A U.S. soldier is walking, carrying her load She walks up to the gate of her old country home And there's her big sister in an Ohio uniform Nobody speaks, nobody cries We can see the mistrust and the fear in their eyes Then right on cue, little sis comes in sight With two cold Oh, Hi! Colas to make everything right Let's all get along, and here is why We're still united by what's bottled inside No matter who you meet, Oh, Hi! is how you greet Refreshing our bonds makes us strong Let's all get along They cut to a table, a holiday meal Everyone's feeling the best things to feel Mama raises up her soda, we hear glasses cling They close up on the sisters as they start to sing Let's all get along, and here is why We're still united by what's bottled inside No matter where you stand, Oh, Hi! is our brand Refreshing our bonds makes us strong Let's all get along And I watch it in my kitchen on a flat TV screen Next to two empty stools Where my boys should still be It's been another long day, it'll be another long night So I crush my Oh, Hi! can and turn out the light.
14.
I was there when the armistice was signed by all the tribes All of old America was there in Buckeye Stadium that night And the marching band spelled the cursive word "Ohio" And Kanye was the dot in the i And my spirit did fly Under a sky lit by purple drones we ate supersize fries And everybody got along just fine it was just like old times And Dolly Parton sang I will always love you And 300,000,000 people sang it too I can talk about that night all night I can talk about that night until your ears are sore But I don't talk about the war At the moment the United States of Ohio was born Obama got up on Elon Musk's shoulders and blew an airhorn You could hear the cheering in Columbus from Saskatoon On that first 14th of June So I made it on back home to Des Moines Rebuilt our house with a little stashed away bitcoin And if I see my enemy buying beer in the grocery store I will tolerate and ignore, I will ignore I can talk about why all night I can talk about why until your ears are sore But I don't talk about the war Everyone's gonna get together Everyone's gonna be together Everyone's gonna get together Everyone's gonna be together

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A concept album about the next Civil War.

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released March 15, 2023

Chris Aston, bass
Adam Lind, lead guitar
Mike Wertz, drums, harmony vocals
Jay Zasa, rhythm guitar, vocals

Written by Jay Zasa.
Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Mike Wertz at Little Cheddar, Brooklyn.

Cover:
Air Raid Over Greenpoint (detail).
Painting by John Wellington, used by permission.

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